So May 8th is my 10th anniversay. Yippee!!! What do you get the man who want nothing, really doesn't like material possessions, and has requested a night alone in a hotel to "jump your bones". Somehow I am not thinking a request for a divorce is going to go over well.
I settled on an aluminum birdbath in an Yin-Yang shape. (Aluminum/tin is traditional for 10th anniversary. and he is into all that zen bullshit.)
Oh yeah, this is all going so well.
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Nothing makes a girl want sexy time more than crass overtures!
Is it bad that there is porn music going through my head? Not that I'd know what porn music sounds like, I mean...err
...shaddup Laggin.
Okay that made me laugh. And know I am trying decide what porn music sounds like.
Oh BTW Terin = Rowan
"now" I am trying to decide...
I am so tired.
bow chicka bow bow.
at least you're getting some. i think. this from the woman whos husband recently turned her down for sex cuz his shoulder hurt from a bike accident.
the accident was 4 years ago.
take him to that big freaking lodge-looking hotel with the theme rooms - the beds are so bad neither one of you will 'want to.' trust me. it killed a 'romantic weekend' for us, or dare i say, successfully diverted one. ?
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