*tapes foot impatiently* Helllloooooo? Mr UPS Man don't you love me anymore? Does Amazon.com want a divorce?Your Account > Where's My Stuff? > Open and recently placed orders
January 27, 2009 -- 05:47:00 AM -- ST. LOUIS MO US
Delay in delivery due to weather or natural disaster
How in the hell am I supposed to get my Gerard Butler fix if a Mother Nature is holding my package hostage. That bitch! Get your hands of my man and go get your own movie.
*pouts* Someone better alert the family that Ms. Cranky Nasty and Mean will be around for a while.
4 comments:
Oh man... that sucks.
And then, here's your friend who promised you "Scarpetta" what(?), like during the Carter administration, and it's all packed up and waiting to go to the post office. I think life amongst my young'uns is qualifying as a "natural disaster" at the moment... sorry.
And, although I haven't had a chance to comment on your 25 yet, I truly don't believe that Ms. Bitchy actually exists.
I get the Gerard Butler thing, you know I do...so seeing as I have most everything he's done, can you please let me in on which film you are awaiting? I'll say a little prayer for you!
I had to Google to figure out how Gerard Butler is. Yum.
I would be upset if the UPS man didn't bring my delivery on-time as well. Then again my UPS man is pretty damn delicious himself.
I suddenly have the urge to shop online...
This morning Amazon claims that my package is in town. If I can't get rid of everybody and watch my movie tonight, I may have to just sleep with it under my pillow.
HMM - I can be patient for Scarpetta, the to-be-read pile is much larger than the to-be-watched pile, especially since you sending it truly out of the goodness of your heart.
Rockin- its RocknRolla. Video was just released last week I think. I had it pre-ordered. I love it when he does goofy and funny, hope it wasn't just in the previews.
Tonks - If the poles reversed and the opportunity actually presented itself, the marriage vows would be out the window.
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