Thud

"So, eggs do very interesting things when you overcook them."

What do you mean?

"I forgot I was boiling eggs when I went to the doctor."

Uh, huh.

"They explode."

Uh...

"And they go quite a ways. Kind of smells too. But I am airing out the house."

I appreciate that.

"Just thought I would share."

Thank you.

Thud goes my head on my desk.